Bill Chappell
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She said, ”Mister, what’s your problem? You’re about to make me sore.”
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She jumped up and slapped his face and began to scream and cuss
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The driver said, “Maam, come and sit by me in this seat right by the door.”
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She sat in the rear and the kid was wet, so she commenced to changin’
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“Did you just fall off a turnip wagon? Ain’t you never seen a child before?”
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She yelled, “Driver, stop right now, and let me off this bus!”
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“And I’ll make sure that you don’t get insulted anymore.”
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A man in the seat beside her was about to drive her wild
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He said, “Maam, I just can’t help myself. I ain’t trying to be mean.”
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“This man back here’s insulted me, the dirty low-down rat.”
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“Don’t pay no attention to that guy. He’s probably just a junkie.”
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Every time she looked at him, he was staring at her child
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“But that has got to be the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
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“Just let me off, I’d rather walk than ride with a jerk like that!”
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“Relax now, and by the way, here’s a banana for your monkey.”