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If My Nose Was Running Money

Mike Snider

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You say that I dont love you. You say my love is untrue.

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Well darlin' if I was a rich man Id prove my love to you.

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Id buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.

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If my nose was running money honey Id blow it all on you.

 

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If my nose was running money, Id blow it all on you.

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Id buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.

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Id build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.

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If my nose was running money but honey its snot.

 

If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what Id do.

Id buy you a John Deere tractor and wed get rid of that old gray mule.

Id carry you down to the store and buy you a brand new pair shoes.

And you not have to be plowing bare footed the way you always do.

 

If my nose was running money, We could have anything we please.

The first time you wanted cash all Id have to do is sneeze.

Why wed be living high on the hog and the hog wouldnt be so lean.

If my nose was running money honey wed be rollin' in the green.

 

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Its a booger of a problem that I got.

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I wish my nose was running money but its snot

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Id buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.

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If my nose was running money, Id blow it all on you.

If my nose was running money, Id blow it all on you.